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A mosquito is more likely to bite a blonde than a brunette.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th”.

No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver.

Chewing gum can keep you from crying when cutting onions.

If you put two straws in your mouth: one inside a drink and one outside it, you won’t be able to drink through either straw.

Chocolate can help you live longer.

Teddy bears and other toys kill more people than REAL bears.

Odds are, any memory you believe you have before the age of 4 isn’t real. They are false memories and have usually either been told to you by someone else, or you made them up without knowing it.

A toothpick is the object most-often choked on by Americans.

Men have nipples because, as an embryo, everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in.

Penguins cannot walk backwards.

Vending machines kill four times more people each year than sharks do.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

When you put a seashell next to your ear, it’s the sound of your blood surging in your veins, not the ocean.